Discover Your Political Compass Placement with These Outrageously Fun Questions!
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Created 6/14/2024
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Unleash your inner political warrior with this wild and thrilling quiz that will push the boundaries and spark thought-provoking conversations. Find out where you stand on the political compass as you navigate through 10 outrageous and borderline offensive yet entertaining questions.
1. If you could only eat one type of cuisine for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Barbecued insects, rare and crispy!
Exclusively raw, unseasoned tofu.
Luxury delicacies: Caviar and truffle everything.
Planet-saving algae burgers.
2. What's the best way to solve overpopulation?
Mandatory space colonization.
Hunger Games-style yearly purge.
Unlimited free dating apps everywhere!
Global enforced celibacy for 10 years.
3. In your ideal society, who would rule the world?
A council of internet trolls.
A superintelligent AI that decides every aspect of life.
Celebrities and influencers.
A secret society of cats wearing tiny suits.
4. How would you handle a neighbor constantly playing loud music at night?
Challenge them to a dance-off.
Create an underground soundproof bunker.
Hire a professional noise Jamming company.
Send them an anonymous glitter bomb.
5. What's the most just way to settle international disputes?
Rock, paper, scissors tournament.
Pit their toughest politicians in a wrestling match.
Public vote on social media.
A dance battle to the death.
6. If you discovered a new planet, what would you do?
Claim it and immediately start mining for resources.
Declare it a utopia for all political exiles.
Build theme parks and casinos to attract tourists.
Gift it to your pet hamster.
7. What's the best way to handle a financial crisis?
Print unlimited money and distribute.
Force everyone to barter using only socks.
Conquer a neighboring country with more resources.
Hold a global talent show to raise funds.
8. To end poverty, you would...
Tax anyone who owns more than three pets.
Auction off naming rights to every geographical feature on Earth.
Crowdsource all charity initiatives via meme competitions.
Declare all billionaires to be space refugees and send them away.
9. What's your view on public transportation?
Teleportation should be the standard.
Mandatory unicycles for everyone.
Only available to people with 100k+ social media followers.
Free and accessible hoverboards.
10. If you could change one law overnight, what would it be?
Make it illegal to eat anything without hot sauce.
Compulsory karaoke in all public spaces.
All world leaders must work as customer service reps for a day each week.
