Can You Guess the Punch Line? Take This Hilarious Joke Quiz!
Put your humor to the test and see if you can guess the punch line to these jokes in this side-splitting quiz!
1. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
For being too tight.
For resisting change.
For being loopy.
2. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
They prefer running.
They hate lifting weights.
They are busy.
3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
It was sunburnt.
It was embarrassed.
It ripened.
4. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
It fell off the wall.
It was a crime scene.
It got lost.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
It was too hot.
It lost its steam.
It spilled everywhere.
6. Why did the football team go to the bank?
To get their quarterback.
To take a break.
To cash a check.
To borrow money.
7. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
It would be too weird.
It'd get in the way.
It doesn’t make scents.
8. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
They love grass.
They're always on the moo-ve.
They were born like that.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
A toothless bear.
A soft bear.
A harmless bear.
10. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
With space decorations.
By inviting astronauts.
With a rocket ship.
11. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
Let’s hang up together.
Don’t break down.
You’re so supportive.
12. What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison.
See you later.
Goodbye.
Take care.
