Can You Guess the Punch Line to These Puns?

Put your punny skills to the test and see how many correct answers you can get out of 12 hilarious puns!
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
Because they keep changing
Because they are always splitting
Because they have no charge
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field
Because he scared the competition
Because he was a-maize-ing
Because he had the best costume
3. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because they are in the same boat
Because they don’t fit together
Because they don’t want to work out
Because they are already in shape
4. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired
Because it lost its balance
Because it hit a bump
Because it was on a hill
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta
A mimic noodle
A faux noodle
A spaghetti impostor
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A chilling bite
A frostbite
A frozen Dracula
A snowy draught
7. How do you organize a space party?
You planet
You launch it
You star-t it
You space it out
8. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with
He couldn't groove
He had a lesson in bone-ediction
He had a date with the grave
9. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
By snow and ice
With flippers and patience
By building snow bricks
10. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
Because they go up and down
Because they lift spirits
Because they leave you hanging
Because they chose the right floor
11. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
A mimic orange
An orange parrot
A noisy tangerine
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
In case it rained
To look fashionable
To change during breaks