Can You Guess the Greatest Puns of All Time? Test Your Trivia Knowledge!
NO DIDDY
Created 6/25/2024
Put your pun skills to the test with this ultimate trivia quiz featuring the greatest puns of all time!
1. What did the calendar factory worker get fired for?
For taking a day off
For making too many dates
For lacking updates
For flipping the page too fast
2. Why didn’t the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was too corny
Because he didn’t have enough brains
Because he didn’t stand out
Because he had no heart
3. What did the mathematician do to avoid negative numbers?
He counted backwards
He subtracted zero
He stopped at nothing
He divided by one
4. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs
Because they fly through syrup
Because they collect pollen
Because they hate showers
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
Noodle-ess
Im-pasta
Faux-cini
Copy pasta
6. Why did the scarecrow become a great location scout?
He knew all the fields
He covered a lot of ground
He was outstanding in his field
He used Google Earth
7. How do sheep greet each other?
Howdy
Hi-ho
Baa-rice you
I love ewe
8. What did the duck say at the comedy club?
Quack-up
That joke's a quacker
That was foul
Put it on my bill
9. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
Fin-cess
Reel King
Sea-lander
Kingfish
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts
They're bone-tired
Their hearts aren't in it
They're spineless
11. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Gave a wine
Split
Got juiced
Nothing, just let out a little wine
12. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing
It was embarrassed
It was ripe
It was sunburned
13. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
Because they’re small
Because they’re unstable
Because they have no charge
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
A tangerine
An orange bird
A sweet potato
15. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers
Flip-flops
Sandals
Boots
16. Why are bananas so good at gymnastics?
They’re a-peeling
They have split personalities
They hang in there
They can always split
17. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems
It couldn’t take fractions
It was out of shape
It was stuck in a loop
18. What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Rain shorts
Cloudsefleur
Thunderwear
Lightning pants
19. Why was the stadium so cool?
It had a breeze
It had a lot of fans
It was air-conditioned
It was shaded
20. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They take everything personally
They're always in a rush
They don't pay attention
They take things literally
