Can You Guess the Punch Line to These Hilarious Jokes?
Put your sense of humor to the test and see how many of these punch lines you can guess correctly!
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Because they are too small to see.
Because they keep changing.
Because they are too energetic.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he kept the crows away.
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he was the best-dressed.
Because he saved the crops.
3. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Borrowed cheese.
Cheesy theft.
Nacho cheese!
Stolen swiss.
4. Why did the golfer bring extra pants?
In case it got cold.
For a change of style.
In case he got a hole in one!
For better flexibility.
5. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because they don’t like exercise.
Because they are too busy.
Because they go on walks instead.
Because some relationships don’t work out.
6. How do you organize a space party?
You invite the stars.
You launch an invite.
You planet!
You rocket up.
7. Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was tired.
Because it was in a hurry.
Because it ran out of gas.
Because it was two-tired!
8. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2-Detour!
A lost droid.
C-3PO.
A scenic robot.
9. Why don’t programmers like nature?
It’s not binary.
It’s too complicated.
They prefer code.
It has too many bugs.
10. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Because it was slow.
Because it needed a check-up.
Because it crashed.
11. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
A pumpkin bird.
An orange bird.
A fruity parrot.
12. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had no friends.
Because it had problems.
Because it was too difficult.
Because it was boring.