Hilarious Jokes and One-Liners Quiz
Get ready to test your wit and sense of humor with this hilarious jokes and one-liners quiz! Can you get all the punchlines right?
1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A couch potato
A pouch potato
A resting rodent
A nap enthusiast
2. Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?'
Because it's good luck
Because every play has a cast
To challenge them
To make them careful
3. What does a pig put on dry skin?
Mud mask
Lard lotion
Oinkment
Pig polish
4. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A blizzard
A meltdown
A frost fit
A snow blow
5. My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. Why?
They're timely
They love watches
They are his watch dogs
They bark loudly
6. How do you open a banana?
With a machete
With your hands
With a mon-key
By twisting the top
7. Which is faster, hot or cold?
Cold, it spreads faster
Hot, because you can catch cold
Both are the same
Depends on the season
8. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Let's dine together
Dinner's on me
Pass the salt
Time to eat
9. Why do oranges wear sunscreen?
To avoid sunburn
So they look shiny
So they don't peel
To stay healthy
10. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A martial pig
A pork chop
A swine artist
A ninja pig
