Ever wondered which unforgettable version of Randy Marsh from South Park you most identify with? Dive into this quiz and find out if you're Lorde, Ectoplasm, or one of the many other unique Randys!
1. You find out that practicing 'cock magic' could be a hidden talent of yours. How do you proceed?
I think it’s completely ridiculous and avoid it altogether.
I’m curious but cautious, I might try it out in a small private setting first.
I’m intrigued but ultimately decide it's not for me.
I fully embrace it and start preparing my own extraordinary routine.
2. A recession hits and your money disappears after investing. What’s your reaction?
I laugh it off, making sarcastic remarks about the absurdity of the situation.
I become deeply frustrated but ultimately end up just dealing with it.
I take drastic measures to protest the banking system and seek alternative solutions.
I use it as a teaching moment to impart important life lessons to my family.
3. You discover you have a knack for singing, particularly under a secret identity. What do you do?
I dive headfirst into my new secret identity, enjoying the thrill of my double life.
I cautiously explore my talent, trying to balance both lives.
I ignore it, fearing it will complicate my life too much.
I make the most of it to entertain my friends and family in private.
4. Your town wants to build a giant wall to 'keep unwanted people out.' What’s your stance?
I join in with enthusiasm, seeing the humor and absurdity in it.
I protest against it about how it goes against community values.
I propose an alternative solution that involves peaceful negotiations.
I sarcastically mock the idea but don't actually do anything about it.
5. You've just taken one of the largest craps in history. How do you react?
I proudly display it as a significant personal achievement.
I humorously brag about it to everyone I know.
I note it but don't make a big deal about it.
I try to forget it even happened.
6. You and your friends develop a new sport that's purely satirical. How do you get involved?
I participate eagerly, enjoying the ridiculousness of it all.
I find it amusing but stay on the sidelines.
I lead the charge, making sure it gets lots of attention.
I do my best to distance myself from it.
7. A farming opportunity arises that allows you to live sustainably. What do you do?
I find it interesting but ultimately decide it’s not for me.
I give it a try but keep my options open.
I jump at the chance and immerse myself in the farming lifestyle.
I dismiss it and stick to what I know.
8. You've been secretly moonlighting as a stellar Broadway producer. What's your next move?
I continue to create extravagant productions, loving the drama.
I invite close friends and family to my shows.
I balance my time between this and my usual responsibilities.
I decide to step back from the spotlight.
9. An opportunity to make a world record for something absurd arises. Do you take it?
I’m enthusiastic and give it my best shot.
I think it’s too ridiculous and opt out.
Absolutely! I go all in and strive to break the record.
I’m curious but not fully committed.
10. The gaming world is calling, with a chance to become the top player in a massive online game. How do you respond?
I enjoy playing casually without too much commitment.
I dive right in and dedicate myself to becoming the best.
Games aren’t my thing, I prefer other activities.
I play aggressively, aiming for high scores but balancing with real life.
11. In a sarcastic twist, you've been tasked with coaching a ridiculous sport. What's your approach?
I take on the role with gusto, using sarcasm to highlight the absurd.
I use the situation to entertain and amuse those around me.
I coach enthusiastically, despite knowing it's a joke.
