An idea by @Particlesmasher

"A raw photograph of an old, weathered turtle man who is a sea captain of an old wooden ship. He wears some leather armor, some sea faring clothing and his most prominent feature are the numerous, living barnacles that cover his entire shell. The barnacles are arranged as if they are constellations of stars and they glow brightly at night."

"A raw photograph of an old, weathered turtle man who is a sea captain of an old wooden ship. He wears some leather armor, some sea faring clothing and his most prominent feature are the numerous, prominent barnacles that cover his shell. The barnacles are arranged as if they are constellations of stars that glow and shine.

"A raw photograph of an elderly, weathered turtle man who is a sea captain of an old wooden ship. He wears some leather armor, some sea faring clothing and his most prominent feature are the numerous, prominent barnacles that cover his shell. The barnacles are arranged as if they are constellations of stars and they glow brightly at night."

"A raw photograph of an old, weathered turtle man who is a sea captain of an old wooden ship. He wears a few articles of leather armor, some sea faring clothing and his most prominent feature are the numerous, crusty barnacles that cover his shell. The barnacles are arranged as if they are constellations of stars and they glow brightly at night."

"A raw photograph of an old, weathered turtle man who is a sea captain of an old wooden ship. He wears some sea faring clothing and his most prominent feature are the numerous, crusty barnacles that cover his shell. The barnacles are arranged as if they are constellations of stars and they glow brightly at night."

"A raw photograph of an old, weathered turtle man who is a sailor on an old wooden ship. He wears some sea faring clothing and his most prominent feature are the numerous, crusty barnacles that cover his shell. The barnacles are arranged as if they are constellations of stars and they glow brightly at night."

"A raw photograph of an old, weathered turtle man who is a sailor on an old wooden ship. His most prominent feature are the numerous, crusty barnacles that cover his shell. The barnacles are arranged as if they are constellations of stars and they glow brightly at night."

"A raw photograph of an old, weathered turtle man who is a captain on an old wooden ship. His most prominent feature are the numerous, crusty barnacles that cover his shell. The barnacles are arranged as if they are constellations of stars and they glow brightly at night."

A raw photograph of a turtle man who has a shell decorated in glowing barnacles

A realistic photo of a turtle man that has a shell covered in textured barnacles that glow like stars

A photo of a mystical turtle man. He is a druid and also is the captain of an old boat. His shell is covered in constellations of stars that glow brightly

A photo of a mystical turtle man. He is a druid and also the captain of an old wooden ship. His shell is covered in constellations of stars that glow brightly

A mystical turtle man who is a druid and a captain of an old wooden ship. His shell is magic and covered in constellations of stars that glow brightly.

A raw photo of a mystical turtle man who is a druid and a captain of an old wooden ship. His shell is magic and covered in constellations of stars that glow brightly.

Samuel l jackson but he is a dirty wizard who lives in the woods studying plants. He wears tattered robes and a wizard hat and always carries a spell book with him.