Meet Meir Geir: The Comedic Redneck Character with a Twist

I want to make Meir Geir. Meir Geir has a beer belly, pale white skin, classic redneck look, he wears a leather seat with Meir Geir written on it. He wears a speedo with Meir Geir Written on it. He talks in third person, thus saying and asking if it’s Meir Geir a lot. He looks like Randy in Trailer Park Boys. He never wears a shirt. He says «Meir Geir» a lot. He only says «Meir Geir». His arms are sunburnt. His Belly is pale white. In text bouble only have Meir Geir. He has comb over hair on head. He farts a lot. Remove text bouble on left. Venus balding, so he has a comb over. Only one text bouble and only wrote Meir Geir. He has little hair on head, comb over hair style. Ugly hair. Background is elementary school. Meir Geir is 50 years old.