Humorous Character Illustration of Meir Geir - Quirky Redneck Fun

I want to make Meir Geir. Meir Geir has a beer belly, pale white skin, classic redneck look, he wears a leather seat with Meir Geir written on it. He wears a speedo with Meir Geir Written on it. He talks in third person, thus saying and asking if it’s Meir Geir a lot. He looks like Randy in Trailer Park Boys. He never wears a shirt. He says «Meir Geir» a lot. He only says «Meir Geir». His arms are sunburnt. His Belly is pale white. In text bouble only have Meir Geir. He has comb over hair on head. He farts a lot. Remove text bouble on left. Venus balding, so he has a comb over.