How Well Do You Know Erlich Bachman? Test Your Knowledge of Iconic Quotes!
How Well Do You Know Erlich Bachman? Test Your Knowledge of Iconic Quotes!
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Get ready to channel your inner Erlich Bachman and dive into the hilarious world of Silicon Valley. This quiz will challenge your memory and wit as you try to complete some of the most iconic quotes from the legendary character. No easy options here - can you rise to the occasion and prove yourself a true fan? Put your Silicon Valley knowledge to the test now!
1. Complete the quote: 'Let me explain something to you. Your whole life you’ve been an ugly chick but now suddenly you’re a hot chick, with big tits and small nipples. So guys like that are gonna keep coming around. Don’t be a slut, ______.'
Richard
Jared
Gavin
Dinesh
2. Complete the quote: 'Christianity is borderline illegal in ______.'
California
Silicon Valley
San Francisco
Northern California
3. Complete the quote: 'Shuttering a company in the tech world is almost a rite of passage, like ______.'
herpes simplex one
hitting rock bottom
filing a patent
getting VC funding
4. Complete the quote: 'One of you is one of the least attractive people I’ve ever met and I’m not going to say ______.'
which one of you
who
it
sorry
5. Complete the quote: 'You just disappeared up your own ______. You know that?'
asshole
mind
dreams
reality
6. Complete the quote: 'Change the lighting to something erotic, because it’s about to get pretty ______ in here.'
sexy
crazy
fucking erotic
wild
7. Complete the quote: 'My head is so far up my own ass I can see ______.'
the future
clearer
nothing
everything
8. Complete the quote: 'We’ll call you when we want ______.'
some advice
a decision
pleated khakis
a reality check
9. Complete the quote: 'I’ve always wanted to go to binding arbitration. Everybody who’s ever sued me has settled out of court… ______.'
lemmings
losers
cowards
pussies
10. Complete the quote: 'Your voice doesn’t really reach that register when you ______, does it?'
ejaculate
get angry
shout
plead
11. Complete the quote: 'At least the actual Judas had the courtesy to kill himself after betraying his leader, ______. He’s the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him?'
Moses
Muhammad
Buddha
Jesus Christ
12. Complete the quote: 'You just brought ______ to a shit fight!'
