Can You Guess the Gordon Ramsay Kitchen Nightmares Quotes?
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Created 7/12/2024

Test your memory and see if you can recall some of the most iconic and cutting remarks from Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares.
1. Complete the quote: 'This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy...'
they'll deport you.
you’ll get arrested.
they’ll throw it back.
they'll send it away.
2. What did Gordon say after discovering rancid food in a kitchen?
'What a catastrophe!'
'Jesus Christ almighty.'
'Absolutely rancid.'
'Disgusting mess.'
3. Gordon said, 'This lamb is so undercooked...'
'it’s baa-ing on my plate.'
'it’s still grazing.'
'it’s following Mary to school!'
'it just bleated at me.'
4. Complete the quote: 'How ****ing depressing...'
can this be?
is that?
could this get?
must this feel?
5. Gordon once exclaimed, 'This crab is so undercooked...'
'it’s still crawling.'
'it's still bubbling.'
'it’s scuttling away.'
'I can still hear it singing ‘Under the Sea.’'
6. Complete this insult: 'I wouldn’t trust you running a bath...'
'let alone a kitchen.'
'let alone a restaurant.'
'or a lemonade stand.'
'or a food truck.'
7. Gordon said, 'You used so much thyme...'
'where did time go?'
'I almost traveled back.'
'it reversed time.'
'Dr. Who arrived in the Tardis to save us all.'
8. Gordon confronted a chef saying, 'If it's YOUR ****ing kitchen, then...'
'do your job properly!'
'act like a chef!'
'clean it, you lazy sod!'
'prove it by cooking!'
9. When inspecting a poorly maintained kitchen, Gordon observed:
'It stinks to high heaven.'
'It smells like death in here.'
'It sticks in your fucking hand, it’s that rancid.'
'This is beyond filthy.'
10. In response to a mediocre dish, Gordon proclaimed:
'Even a kid can do better.'
'I've tasted better at school.',
'This is pitiful performance.'
'My gran could do better! And she’s dead!'