Find Out Your Super Obscure and Strange Political Ideology
Quizzee Rascal
Created 6/23/2024
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Discover your true political identity by answering our quirky questions and finding out which super obscure and strange political ideology you are most aligned with!
1. You find a mysterious artifact that grants immense power, what would you do with it?
Use it to declare sovereignty over your own micronation.
Form a secret society to control global events from the shadows.
Trade it with a reclusive guru for eternal knowledge.
Use it to enforce a utopia for sentient plants.
2. How should public infrastructure be maintained?
Enable a barter system where goods are traded for road repairs.
Organize citizen-led knitting groups to work on infrastructure.
Rely entirely on goblins who accept candy as payment.
Tattoo advertisements on all utility poles to fund public works.
3. What should the national emblem of your country include?
A mystical unicorn with laser eyes.
A giant squid wrestling a robotic octopus.
A cheese wheel held aloft by a cloud of bees.
A holographic image that changes based on public mood.
4. How should disputes between citizens be resolved?
Through interpretative dance-off judged by a council of owls.
Via an ancient game of chess performed on live TV.
By a democratic vote using stones of different colors.
Consulting an oracle chicken's pattern of seeds pecked.
5. What would be the ideal form of public transportation?
Flying carpets operated by certified magic-enthusiasts.
Teleportation pads run by the mysterious teleportation guild.
Underground dragon-tunnels fueled by bacon treats.
Skyward gondolas powered by collective hope and dreams.
6. What is the supreme law of your ideal society?
All beings must participate in weekly synchronized swimming.
Every citizen must write a poem about the moon monthly.
Respect the ancient banana ritual or face the pickle punishment.
Only those fluent in dolphin speech may hold office.
7. What should be the primary economic activity of your society?
Trading rare enchanted collectibles found in enchanted forests.
Artisanal cloud shaping for upscale weather events.
Collective farming of giggle-inducing mushrooms.
Synthesizing dream essences for export to dream-deprived cities.
8. What kind of education should your society offer?
Courses taught by ethereal ghosts of ancient scholars.
Practical classes on the art of dragon diplomacy.
Absurdist philosophy sessions held at twilight only.
Mandatory classes on the paradoxical nature of reality.
9. What should replace traditional currency?
Magical beans that grow into wish-granting vines.
Fuzzy slippers, the more comfortable, the more valuable.
Songs sung by mythical creatures with harmonizing voices.
Shapes of clouds traded with precise emotional values.
10. How should foreign policy be conducted?
Through elaborate puppet shows narrating national allegiances.
Diplomatic missions led by wise-cracking jesters.
Silent tea ceremonies that determine political stances.
Dream-sharing sessions between representatives of nations.
11. What kind of military force should be established?
A brigade of strategically skilled raccoons with tiny helmets.
Peacekeeping squads composed entirely of empathetic empaths.
Troops who communicate through interpretive mime.
A defense coalition of musical prodigies playing unifying symphonies.
12. What should the national pastime be?
Competitive cloud-watching with strict judging criteria.
Annual cucumber juggling festivals.
Epic quests to retrieve the legendary spoon of legends.
