table tennis (noun)

1. Why do table tennis players never get married? Because they love having a net between them!

2. In a distant future, table tennis has evolved into an intergalactic sport played on holographic tables.

3. During the Cold War, table tennis was used as a diplomatic tool to improve relations between the United States and China.

4. According to ancient Greek mythology, table tennis was played by the gods on Mount Olympus to settle disputes.