mortician (noun)

1. Why did the mortician always carry a flask? Because they liked to embalm their sorrows!

2. In the world of wizards and magic, the mortician could resurrect the dead with a single touch.

3. The mortician's dark and eerie basement was filled with mysterious coffins and haunting whispers.

4. During the Victorian era, the mortician played a crucial role in the elaborate mourning customs and funerals.