mineral oil (noun)

1. The artist used mineral oil as a medium to create a glossy effect in their painting.

2. In the comic strip, the character slipped on a spilled mineral oil bottle and hilariously slid across the room.

3. In the science fiction novel, the protagonist discovered a secret mineral oil that had mind-altering properties.

4. Why did the mineral oil go to the comedy club? Because it wanted to become a slick stand-up comedian!