mashie niblick (noun)

1. As the sun set behind the mountains, they strolled hand in hand across the golf course, him gripping his mashie niblick tightly.

2. In the distant future, golfers no longer needed to swing mashie niblicks; instead, they controlled robotic clubs with their minds.

3. Why did the golfer always carry a mashie niblick in his pocket? In case he needed to defend himself from a giant squirrel!

4. In the animated world of golf, the character swung his mashie niblick with impeccable precision, sending the ball soaring through the air.